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Now get me those Gloria Esteban tickets.
I'd ask my parents, but...
I don't really know how to line dance,
Honey, it's not all about grades.
Hey... hey, Carlos.
- What? - I want to hear the old patter.
It's either a hack by the Chinese
"of a Brunswick King sow."
- No! - Guillermo!
Blue! You can't go to that campus
Cleveland, Oh... Hi-o!
Can you imagine putting up with this for years on end?
No problemo.
"Welcome to Arizona State's admissions portal."
You know, I was thinking tonight
but, um...
to alter an applicant's status, so...
with Mrs. Pasternak's dead husband?
I don't know.
Oh, okay. I'll go with you.
make sure that my parents don't see it by moving it down the street.
I'm fine. I-I... I accidentally spilled pig Lily's ashes,
they're so small and delicate like a child.
So, what are we supposed to say?
for anything that's important to me.
I get why people try now.
For pure drama, you can't beat that thing
Yes, before I know it.
Listen, I possess knowledge
Bulldog drool courses through his jowls!
No. Just talk more.
going to a concert, even more special.
and I used the rest of the money on shoes.
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.
Well, look around! Everybody's lying.
Like last Thursday when I stalled Jay at the club
Rudy Hinden... we were classmates.
passed down from the ancient Egyptian conjurers