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...about that blind date. Terrible. Bullock ended up killing Melinda...
Yeah, I think that's it.
I thought she was a terrorist. Curse my CIA-honed reflexes.
...bursts out of the air bag and strangles him.
- Where are your keys? - On the hook.
Who wants to go home to an empty house?
That's how you try to throw Francine off the trail, by killing her?
Wait. I was just about to say, "I told you so"...
Man.
You stabbed her with your knife set and...
Oh, my God, Bullock's trying to kill my wife.
- I just wanna clear the air with her. - Well, she's still pretty mad at you.
Relax, sir. You've never looked more beautiful.
But, Mr. Bacon, you've already had five premium bottles.
Hey, Roger, we have something that might cheer you up.
does my empty space vaginia love me? very much.
- In the red hat. - That's a hat rack.
But you began arguing over who would shower first.
- They think you're Kevin Bacon. - Yes, I understand things...
#kisses #idk #awkward #bye
Jump back. Do you know who I am, clerk face?
I guess I should wait another day before going to the police.
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