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You made me think I was a murderer?
Thanks, Roger. Don't mention it, Roger.
You know what? Kevin Bacon is gonna take as much free stuff as he wants.
#tray-cats #loudnoises #goodmorning-cats #disc tray
She knew this date wouldn't work out.
With my idea.
Stan, I'm an alien. My skin is naturally...
#199101
I'll fix it everything, I swear.
the year is xxxx this year has been overwritten by a glitch! we've skipped 800000000000 millenniums of glorious years! way past 2045 way past 2060 way past 2090 way past the 90's 60's 70's 40's and 20's and then it's like father ttime took a redudance and mother nature did too. enjoy the year xxxx!
This whole thing with Melinda has made me really horny.
I think I'll stop by Melinda's today and get the details.
- I'm an ethicist. - Well, screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon.
I'm looking at the hook. Not there.
And I'll do whatever it takes to keep her from saying them, as God is my witness.
Or do we wuss out? Let's vote. Hayley, you don't get to vote.
Over here.
There. Now you have closure and our grass will be green all winter.
- Where are you going? - India.
I told you so.
I told you so
Your love is your life. Hayley, that song almost brought my to tears.
Hey, I'm doing the back page of Vanity Fair next week.
Congratulations, Smith, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
#please #rude #done #duh
A girl at the bank told me about this place.
- How odd. - I don't think she ever made it home.
God, I'm so hung-over. Last night is such a haze.