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Try wetting your finger first.
Oh crap balls sweet country music
An ex-Terminator? So you used to be a Terminator?
"He's not from here" Winder/Koch
any new writing projects you're working..."
Dust mites.
Well, here she is. Home sweet home.
Hey, thanks, Bri. I'll go switch you back.
And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.
Stan kyle Nothing
(NORMAL VOICE): Vacuum cleaner!
In fact, I'm gonna put it where you can never reach it.
or the discarded dental floss and rappel down.
This doesn't feel right. What button did you hit?
Use either the tampon strings
Guys! Follow me up this way!
Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag.
Aah! Poison gas!
too short for the piñata,
to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
so the fat man thought we should have one, too.
if you put your finger in a rat's butt, that disables it.
We're here, Brian. That's your laptop.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Sometimes she fakes it so I can't hump her,
3 x 7 x 419 = 8799
You know, it was probably greenlit in the '80s,
But, Brian, I'm more interested in short stories.
- Half of them had erections. - Half of them had erections.
♪ Feeling ♪
- Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy. - (GROWLING)
- Brian, we've got to get up to my room. - Yeah, but how?
Don't worry, Brian, I'll save you!
- No. I kill rats and bugs. - And Sarah Connor.
My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.