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We're back on the 5th. Should we just do it then?
Okay. How do you feel?
But it's the season of mercy.
Okay, come on. No way!
I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do.
It's Christmas, and we are turning our back
I will sell them at an enormous profit.
sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties,
I don't think they're appropriate anymore.
My toddler at bathtime
Where did you get this? I got it on a website. That's not important.
Five minutes, actually. I'm a black belt in gift wrapping.
I thought we were going out for a drink. Oh, shoot.
and you make them feel really badly about themselves.
Unless of course she's from Morocco,
It's going to be... No way! I told you.
boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class.
(STAMMERING) It's even better than the one I wanted.
They serve it during Ramadan.
And you get in their face and you scream at them,
I want you to say, "I'm an alcoholic."
Could you write down the number
When I spend all night researching my symptoms on WebMD and email my doctor my grim diagnosis.
is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to.
I know I drink. I like to party.