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Try not to speak. It's making your body ripple.
I shared all your standardized test scores with the other members.
Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?
Aww. But I was gonna score.
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Jane Austen. Thanks, Lisa. I'll get right on it.
Well, you do now.
we could build a theater for shadow puppets.
Wow. I'm so honored you wanted me.
Don't feel bad, Lisa.
We have eight malls, but no symphony.
- Aren't those supposed to be confidential? - Welcome to Mensa!
my failure to formulate a unified field theory, or you.
No. Not me. Never.
- Did you have fun with your robot buddy? - Dad!
Man, I'm making record time, if only I had someplace to be.
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Springfield has moved up to number 299...
Each the tops in his or her field...
We hold you subomeguloids in the highest regard.
Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life.
we're going to ban such barbaric sports as bullfighting and cockfighting.
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
just as soon as I finish what I'm doing here.
Light is not your friend. All right, let's do this thing.
Hmm.
Well, there's no one more learned than us.
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- - For many of you, this will mean much less breeding.
And we've really elevated the level of discourse at the dog track.
We're gonna use the power of good ideas to change things for the better.
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has been running this town for the better part of three days.