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Because Philip is an ass.
Hey, Philip, you got a second?
What is the reason for this interruption?
-Peggy, hold thine tongue! -Oh, oh, oh, right, right, right.
I've never seen anything like it.
Good morrow, all.
But, again, we were referred by the king.
We now move on to some more comely beasts of burden, the wenches.
-Peggy Hill can take care of herself. -Oh, boy!
They got a dragon that burns 1,000 gallons of propane a week.
I am a Renaissance woman. This is a Renaissance Faire.
Help me to my feet, you gaggle of magpies!
I must warn the future!
Just now, when I was complaining to King Philip--
I would make an excellent wandering minstrel.
and who wants that? Besides you.
or butter-churning wench.
we're pretty strict about historical accuracy.
This is mead! I said grog!
My wife Peggy is ready to serve the kingdom.
Take me with you! I hate it here.
to give your daughter a brighter tomorrow?
You mean King Philip.
When the tour leaves, dirty the rug by sprinkling dirt on it.
Hey, King Make-Believe!
If I had her in my employ...
I may look far too intelligent to be a cleaning wench.
from altering the course of history.