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I wonder if i can expect the same impertinence and insolence from your propanery as I've come to expect from your shrew
A very important job, for castles were oft drafty and--
-Everyone grab a tomato! -Are you crazy? You'll get us all fired!
I confirmed myself
-Please, Hank had nothing to do with this. -Guards!
She's a witch!
You're gonna have your hands full with this one, Bill.
-Wench, whom addressed thee? -I addressed myself.
I might still be in the stocks.
[Sighing with relief]
Welcome to my kingdom.
The Renaissance Faire’s in town. “Hear ye! Hear ye!”
At least you get to wear tights.
It says one dollar off with period costume. I'm from the future. The future is a period. Ergo, this is a period costume. Period!
Who confirmed you?? I confirmed myself
She is no witch, milord. Merely tetched in the head from the sun.
it'll put all my bastard sons through college.
-King Philip, sir? -How now, gas man?
Go, Dad!
Begone!
If I do, you will win, but the universe will lose...
why the wenches make 70 cents on the dollar and the village idiot gets full dental?
Well, what happened to you?
If you are able to tilt me off my steed...
Why don't you cut the goofy talk and just open the gate?