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Your sister's boss gave me a microscope
and these things are just hanging there.
Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?
and the "pickles" is Pluto.
let's just say you don't pay... with money.
Hey, Jerry, you in here being stupid?
Uh, anything else.
got... haunted boxing gloves that will make you the heavyweight
It's even easier.
♪ break bread with the enemy ♪
How could I not see this coming?!
Give me a ping-pong ball.
What, what?!
What's up, Pluto?
At least he's active in the community.
We'll get out the crayons, brew some coffee,
Tristan: how much I owe u? Me:
Morty, I think it would be fun for you to work on a
[beep] with you in unforeseeable ways?
When you visit somebody you've missed and not everybody that you've missed are all there!
Well That's Retarded
What?
Morty, nobody changed the planets.
Well, all you have to do is get him to admit that,
Dad, what did you think about the recent report
where he's creating a model of our solar system.
Okay, good.
Oof. Sorry.
Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.
I wish this desk was lighter.
Here.
Yeah, you know, the thing is my dad's really insecure.
You're Zuckerberg-ing Me?
And the more we remove, the more Pluto shrinks.