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ROBOTICS ISN'T ALWAYS EASY
This is my grandpa, Rick. He was just leaving.
Please don't.
Oh, Jesus. What A Waste Of A Monkey Paw."
Everything's free, right?
It was important to your dumb devil friend.
Pluto's a [beep] planet, bitch!
I find this all quite preposterous.
To me, this was all just a bit,
Chad: [after doing something nice]
Mrs. Tate, is it?
- What? Sorry? - I don't know.
Some committee of fancy assholes disagree.
Whatever.
Yeah, welcome to the club pal Yeah, welcome to the club pal
Here, you can use my phone.
I got a computer in here, you know?
Well, yeah, but you know they changed it.
They changed it in 2006.
Wait, what am I doing?
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Looks like we've
I haven't learned a thing!
sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?
the ghost lady that came out of it, but --
Ow!
Um, a party?
We totally worked it.
I'd like to introduce you to
Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad.
What should I do when I fail -- get myself an ice cream?
I haven’t learned a thing
Dad, Pluto isn't a planet.
Hey, Morty, you want to go on a... Oh.
Tristan: how much I owe u?
Um, what -- what are you doing back from Pluto so quick?
When you invite people to your house that you haven't seen in 10 yrs. And not all of them show up.
You're a genius at that.
I'm so proud of you, Lucius.
Everything's deductible.
♪ go hard, getting busy with it ♪
It's shrinking because of corporations.
That's what I meant.
People like Rick are making me obsolete.
You know, like how every other store in the world works?
One never pays here-- not with money.
Morty, I'm not as smart as your grandpa Rick, but
The center of Pluto, mr. Smith,