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I wish I knew CPR.
Huh. Okay.
When you try to throw A friendly reunion and only a few of your missed ones show up and not even your old crush.
A price for everything, mr. Goldenfold.
Uh-huh, totally. Let's do it.
Oh, I -- I think I understand.
Just like to shoot straight. I'm a man of science.
Grandpa, go home and drink.
Hey, Jerry. You in here being stupid?
Hey, you know, I was thinking,
- Ooh. - Be quiet.
Okay, that's it.
I'm the devil.
That's what my dad did with me when I was your age.
WE JUST GOT BOUGHT BY GOOGLE!
Cute.
It detects and catalogs all your "twilight zone", "ray bradbury",
So it's free? Let's just say you don't pay with *money*
Butter.
But the rich Plutonians won't wake up,
I'm an idiot, and I love my son.
Clever twist.
Why don't we do a model of the solar system?
Is everyone in your family an idiot?
you'll never guess what we couldn't get rid of.
Why don't we just make the solar system with eight planets?
Oh.
Chad: [after doing something nice]
♪ then we let it pop, don't let it go ♪
Dad, their whole planet is dying.
I told you, I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
name it. i wanna help you.
I'd rather not, actually.
I'm the Devil, bitch!
stay scientific, jerry
where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.