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That's why I voted for Stacy Ladle.
Don't over think it. Again.
I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal?
You're looking at a suspension, maybe worse.
Oh, and also, this is a hostage situation!
and coax him to a window. Snipers to one.
Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered.
made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to.
You think I'd miss opening day of your food truck?
I am unarmed
Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out.
Shut up. Give me the diamonds.
Man, I guess the no-small-talk policy
But I'll only talk to Rosa Diaz.
Again.
Now we're ready for the next five customers.
It's hard to be a negotiator!
the Commissioner selection committee is coming in today
You're the frog and he's a scorpion.
Unless you can track down Doug Judy
You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon.
Consider it gifted. Also, it would me my honor,
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I'm sure Judy didn't run off with the diamonds.
- Who are you? - Dennis Kole, ESU.
- "Just do whatever he wants." - I just made that up.
You met Dustin? Was he cool?
- It was very disillusioning. - For sure.
All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation.
All I need is for you to...
to teach you how to behave like a human.
- and let Halloway kill my mama? - Actually...
that were in the trunk that I didn't know about.
Wait, no, we are not talking about this right now!
I guess Rosa was right. I'm scorpion.
Now you're not thinking enough.
I just watched cartoons till I fell asleep.
and learn more about your management style.
[growls playfully]
- Peralta! - No, no, no, not now.
[sirens wailing]
- I definitely can. - Yeah, well, save it.
I'm assuming it's a "My Fair Lady" porn parody.
I've spent ten years as a negotiator
making Nana Boyle's meatball recipe
- I wasn't stunting. - A little bit.
And in the end, he'll sting you,
I did. They were unaffected.