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Hello, Glenn.
He had a... uh, procedure.
Great. Go.
Don't you see? This is your chance to open your heart and let God in.
Glenn, we're not going to get anywhere questioning God's wisdom.
Yeah, that was me, I was the one who threw up in the sink.
He, uh, said he gave her a Frosty Jim.
* Car bombing in Syria *
- Mom... Di-did you...? - Yep. Twice.
Have a great day!!
I was born nine times that day. And things never got easier.
"Hello, my name is Glenn Quagmire.
Oh, now I get it. That's why you found God.
* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *
Huh, I like the sound of that. I'm a Justin!
Mr. Quagmire, I'll give you 24 hours to get your affairs in order.
I have a hearing tomorrow morning. I may have to go to jail.
How about Justin takes his shirt off,
Oh, God, why do bad things happen to good people?!
Peter, why the hell do you look like that?
Wah! Wah! Wah!
It turns out that girl I took home from Peter's party last night is in high school.
I never had a chance to be like everyone else.
I took the doors off, so it's extra terrifying.