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Did you hear about your ex-husband yet?
We've got all the awesome evidence we need.
Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough. He sounds like Dirty Harry.
I gotta go sit in my den until you leave.
: White-trash rates from an army guy.
if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.
I owe you, Max. You led me right to 'em.
But before you do, please know I had it pretty rough growing up.
and answer everything with empty platitudes.
Yes, however, Mr. Quagmire was born on February 29th.
* Ooh, the people are dead. *
All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.
You can think about that while you're in jail.
I've got to find some way to fix this.
Peter, while I'm away, I want you to hold onto my antique, gold Rolex watch.
Hmm. I can't help but think this selfish attitude is part of what got you here.
And an impressive amount, I'd say.
Then put me on the stand.
By the way, Your Honor, your fly is down.
- Aren't you an atheist? - Yeah, it's crazy.
K-E-W-L.
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
* Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew-Matt-Ned-Ox-Pat *
Oh, y-you better get rid of that before you get in there.
Guy takes care of himself.
You know what I tried today? A fig.
Your Honor, as the defendant's mother, I ask that you show mercy on him.