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We can't go to Mars.
Come on. You really think you can resist the urge
The son of a bitch.
Be careful. You might not like what you see.
The troll is trying to push buttons
Do you think I'm stupid?!
You're Both Grounded From The Computer... Forever!
No. (WHIMPERS) No.
Hey, you guys need anything? Water? Soda?
We see what you're trying to do, and we're gonna help.
It can tell you anybody's Internet history.
- This is Dildo Shwaggins. - Who are you?
Oh, God!
with a positive attitude, you're a satirist,
I know what happens on Mars.
It'll show you everything they've ever done online.
So... So, wait.
Conniving... snakes in the grass.
Kyle?
No!
Why don't you kill yourself? Trust me. No one will care.
There's a bomb threat?
I'm trying to help the...
to blow up the whole (BLEEP) Internet.
(BUZZES) Ah! God damn it!
(BEEPING)
Oh, for fuck sake!
Token, please! There's no time to explain!
Look, Elon, I'm just saying
- Tell them to get on their computers. Go! - Okay!
About what?
(ALARM BLARING)
I used to think women were funny, too,