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Psalms are not for burning. They're for tattoos.
Now, is that what's known in the lexicon as a "face stomp"?
This town has a way of rejecting what's new and different.
into Mr. Perfect Pastor's pysterious past.
¶ Maybe this time ¶
or think everybody but you is going to Hell.
Nothing for the reverend.
(shrieking)
Okay, mood's gone.
was Willie Nelson!
The original function of religion
"Ligio," like "ligament."
want to meet me.
(groans) But look at your vision board.
(grunts)
¶ Maybe this time ¶
(groans)
who wasn't trying to expand his empire into Egypt.
How many of you suffer from the effects of mesothelioma?
Oh, my God, so many singles in my area
It means to reconnect.
a charismatic new preacher came to Springfield.
He burned the Bible.
It's a short story, but I'm gonna milk it.
I don't think I've ever seen you without Mr. Burns.
And that Sea Captain guy. That dude is surprisingly woke.
This brunch has turned into...
Looks like we're knee neighbors, huh, buddy?
I had impure thoughts
D'oh.
D'oh!
or Ned for short.
You didn't have to break your nudie glasses.
And better.
but we need proof.