Colonel Homer - The Simpsons [S03E20]

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Colonel Homer - The Simpsons [S03E20]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful young country singer and finds himself almost attracted to her, sparking Marge's jealousy.

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26 Mar 1992
Colonel Homer
Mark Kirkland
It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen. It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 32.778
dot It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen.
It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen.
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[ Marge ] Homie, aren't you coming inside? [ Marge ] Homie, aren't you coming inside? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 30.102
dot [ Marge ] Homie, aren't you coming inside?
[ Marge ] Homie, aren't you coming inside?
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#3
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 28.493
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[ Angry Growling ]
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#4
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 27.570
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome. Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 27.514
dot Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome.
Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome.
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- You bitter? - Yep. Bit him too. - You bitter? - Yep. Bit him too. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 26.851
dot - You bitter? - Yep. Bit him too.
- You bitter? - Yep. Bit him too.
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We don't sell Duff. We sell Fudd. We don't sell Duff. We sell Fudd. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 26.402
dot We don't sell Duff. We sell Fudd.
We don't sell Duff. We sell Fudd.
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Why, Marge, you frisky little devil. [ Sexy Growl ] Why, Marge, you frisky little devil. [ Sexy Growl ] Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.931
dot Why, Marge, you frisky little devil. [ Sexy Growl ]
Why, Marge, you frisky little devil. [ Sexy Growl ]
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I haven't felt this way since ''Funkytown.'' I haven't felt this way since ''Funkytown.'' Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.643
dot I haven't felt this way since ''Funkytown.''
I haven't felt this way since ''Funkytown.''
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If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it. If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.582
dot If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.
If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.
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Stupid Marge. Tell me to shut up. Stupid Marge. Tell me to shut up. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.400
dot Stupid Marge. Tell me to shut up.
Stupid Marge. Tell me to shut up.
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Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?'' Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?'' Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.239
dot Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?''
Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?''
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It's a date. It's a date. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 23.446
dot It's a date.
It's a date.
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Let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'. Let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 23.408
dot Let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
Let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
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#15
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 23.386
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Sweat actually cleans this suit.
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#16
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 23.128
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[ Gagging ]
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#17
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.741
dot Look Who's Oinking.!
Look Who's Oinking.!
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Hey, Dad, can I do a hambone solo? Hey, Dad, can I do a hambone solo? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.656
dot Hey, Dad, can I do a hambone solo?
Hey, Dad, can I do a hambone solo?
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#19
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.533
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That spot says ''compact only.''
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#20
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.491
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Ernest Cuts the Cheese.! Ernest Cuts the Cheese.! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.137
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Ernest Cuts the Cheese.!
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- Two tickets for-- - Let me guess. Look Who's Oinking. - Two tickets for-- - Let me guess. Look Who's Oinking. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.083
dot - Two tickets for-- - Let me guess. Look Who's Oinking.
- Two tickets for-- - Let me guess. Look Who's Oinking.
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I think I can come over. Let me ask my wife. I think I can come over. Let me ask my wife. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 22.069
dot I think I can come over. Let me ask my wife.
I think I can come over. Let me ask my wife.
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here, here, and here-- making for one unhappy pappy. here, here, and here-- making for one unhappy pappy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 21.668
dot here, here, and here-- making for one unhappy pappy.
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We're getting a lot of sparks here, Dad. We're getting a lot of sparks here, Dad. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1992-03-26, Rated TV-14
Score 20.694
dot We're getting a lot of sparks here, Dad.
We're getting a lot of sparks here, Dad.
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