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I didn't want to dirty a knife. Sit.
didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep.
Oh, God, Claire. Not everything in a conversation is about you.
It's a bear, Gloria. I did the best I could.
- Okay. Mom? - Dede?
Mmm, who's that?
Hey, Mr. P. How ya been?
That's because you're a decent man.
Honestly, Claire, I wish I had a tape recorder.
She was a little nervous about your mother being here...
The truth is, little guy, I am rich. But not with money.
Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire.
- I feel like they missed an opportun... - Shh.
- So what? - It's not that.
I just had a damn line. Manny, freshen this up for me.
Are you implying I'm not being a good dad now?
- Robbie? - Look at you.
Sir Fizbolot, royal court jester, at your service.
and one of my fellow clowns put me out with a bucket of flammable confetti.
When I was a clown, my shoe caught on fire...
Why, princesses don't get paid, except maybe in laughter and sparkles.
Oh, really, Mom?
I think a bone in my hand did.
Oh, no, sweetie. This was all about her trying to annoy me.
You know, your little intimidation game may have worked on me when I was a kid...
I will be fine.
Let's just say that if I'm late, I'll be in "jeopardy."
by berating that perfectly sweet journeyman princess like I did.
A doctor had to cut off my wedding ring.
Cam, Monica can't come to Lily's birthday party this weekend.
- Hi, hi. - Hi, hi.
to just push people and push people and push people...
- Hi, you've reached Jay... - And Gloria.