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I wear diabetic socks!
That'll be 5 ... 10 years
Either you're born with humor, or you're not. It's not gonna change.
Not yet.
It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's delicious.
He's nice. Bit of a close talker.
You were smiling during Schindler's list?
Am I a hipster doofus?
You were supposed to buy me a meal
I didn't know what she was talking about. I couldn't hear her.
...the D. That's the biggest.
- What do we got? - An idea.
But this cannot be disturbed.
...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad.
m'out
Hola Carmela
- Why is that? - Because the mail never stops.
...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under it's original title...
I'm George.
- What did you do? - I zipped up.
I’ll go if he doesn’t have to play
I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me...
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
The spit then came off the rib...
Tuesday has no feel.
What are we gonna do there, talk?
We're not gay.
Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?
Mr. Lippman, it was his mistress who insisted...
He's balding.
Come on! Let's go, baby! Come on!
- Well, she asked you. - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV.
Four. Seinfeld.
an idea for the show
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.
...face to face with the blowhole.
I am never doing...
My mother caught me.
What is it?
I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage.
Por quê você é tão perfeccionista?
My sister had pony.
My cousin had pony.
Soup’s not a meal
These pretzels...
you double dipped the market.
Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Do you wanna have sex with me right now? Let's go.
What, are you crazy?
My father's gay
Tolstoy used to write in the village square.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.
He is so powerful. He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head
I guess things changed for me On Friday night
The porn bots are out of control!
I want details, and I want them right now.
Yeah, we just want to take this...
...all the way to the yellow sun of the Earth.
Our day was ruined.