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Oh, right, well...
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
No. No! No! Nothing happens!
...War... What Is It Good For?
The dingo ate your baby.
Not bad, huh?
- What if she discusses it with Jane? - Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
Catch phrases
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?
You're gonna be the first pirate.
- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body.
Gone, gone, gone, gone
My Father has an OF.
Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Gee, boy.
You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
We'll make our choice in a few days and we'll let you know.
- I still don't know what the idea is. - It's about nothing.
I'm out of the contest.
Also a new name for a traps axe wound
...when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...
- Heard. It was a joke. - Look, you wanna have sex right now?
Yeah. Just keep out of my business, you big ape.
In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
See, you know how to take the reservation.
It's Gore-Tex.
I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek.
Because people like to say salsa.
you dipped the market. you bought the dip...
- You always tell it. - All right, tell it.
I need hand! I have no hand!
Course...
I'll go if I don't have to talk.
- You just tell it. - All right.
I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
- Absolutely. - I mean, I have many gay friends.
Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working.
...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.
- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV.
I think you're both mentally ill.
...get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus.
- Exactly. - What's your show about?
That's a lot. During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...
Elaine could be a character.
NO, OF COURSE NOT
She's got a fine cheek.
Don’t you see what’s happening here? I’ve become George
So that's it?
- Oh, Chunkys. - Chocolate babka.
How long does it take to find a bra?
I guess after that many beers, he's probably a little groggy anyway.
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
...I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
A hundred episodes.
- No, I can't give details. - No details?
Glamour?
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
IT'S ALL SUPERVISED!
How could she be smarter than you?
- Newman. - Newman.
Let's go. You get dressed, you get dressed.
Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.