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- Pardon? - What does he look like?
- You think you could? - I could hold out longer than you.
You have to know how to do that.
Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood.
No one's a bigger idiot than me.
She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.
Come on!
It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough.
- That's true. - It's very refreshing.
From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it.
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to.
- All right. You're in for 150. - Okay, 150.
...I got this idea for a show about nothing.
I have lost my fiancÈ, the poor baby.
Glamour?
Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...
Can't get it off.
I'm queen of the castle.
You gotta give us odds. At least 2-1. You gotta put up $200.
You are so good-looking.
Don't say that.
- What? - Do women know about shrinkage?
I despise Edgar Renteria
...and I know you'll never be there.
Absolutely nothing
Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me.
I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.
If I see her, what do I say I'm doing here?
...the whole premise of your account.
I don't have a job, I have no place to go.
- Who said that? - She did.
I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.
Huel is not a meal.
I don't care. I'm not hungry.
All right, break it up. Come on, you two.
...when a crucial coaching error opens the door...
- Really good? - Really, very nice and good.
I don't think we have that.
What a story.
No, no, no. He's not bald.
Or do you want to not be able to get it out?
The way I figure it, I've already been there.
...you were looking in my direction. - Oh, yes, I was.
The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses...
think I can sum it up for you with one word
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
- They have different cups. - Yeah, I know about the cups.
- What is that? - You're in latex.
That was an accident.
is anyone here a persidential pandemic coordinator?
I'm disturbed. I'm depressed.
- If it's anybody, it's me. - All right.
And, what else? What else?
- What's today? - It's Thursday.
- Are you saying..? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.
It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman...
Elaine, bald men with no jobs and no money...
I invented it's not you, it's me. Nobody tells me it's them, not me.
You're a cashier.
I don't know. But he ain't funny.
It's Real and it's stuntacular
So if you're joining us late...
So you're still master of your domain.
Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
We like Friends!
But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?
Now, get the hell out of my house.
- Because you're a woman. - So what?
Good for the tuna
Tuna on toast, coleslaw...
Have you designed any buildings in New York?
You're an architect?
We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands...
There's a hue.
...and you dipped again.
...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the forth rib.
...to a five-run Royals twelfth. Cost the Mets the game!