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That is one magic Fancy Ketchup packet
...then the opposite would have to be right.
...the C...
Just cut it out now.
- Take the pen. - Oh, no.
I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.
And I screamed out, I'm hit!
And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.
...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony.
It was his mistress who insisted on calling it winds of winter
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...made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist...
When we went to dinner the other night.
Man, I'm telling you this pizza idea is really gonna happen.
I could be a character.
No.
- George, it's you. - You are damn right it's me.
I don’t see quarterbacking coming from you
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
What are you saying? You didn't like my act?
- Altogether. - Give me a break.
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE You are such a Faker!!!
I had a pony.
It was nice meeting you.
I saw your act.
She started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.
- What about personality? - Good personality.
Yang
You. You said so.
But you put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella.
...big deal, right?
How is he in IT?
It takes 45 minutes to get there. That only leaves me five minutes...
- Do me a personal favor. - I'm not comfortable.
You smash it. You pound it. You fling it up in the air.
Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me.
I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
there's a bleached whale, she's dying.
We go into NBC.
Hello.
Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton...
- It's moronic. - Absurd.
Not good-looking. Jerry, look at me. Look at my face.
It's part of our lifestyle.
What do you mean, like laundry?
Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.
take the mug oh no
- Just take one. - No. Stop... Kramer, stop it.
- Is that what you said? - Right.
So now I will do the opposite, and I will do something.
I got to plead ignorance on this thing...
But of course, we'd have to figure out a way...
My name is George.
- What do you do? - I'm an architect.
Why don't you do something with your life?
I'm out.
I'm sure he's got super humor.
Phoebe what are you doing my GOD
Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
- Now, here's another little rule. - Yeah.
What did you do today?
So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?
Caught you? Doing what?
War... What Is It Good For?
...but I knew something was there.
Hernandez was coming toward us.
So I just froze, you know:
I didn't know whether to keep her from falling or zip up.
And you wanna be my anarchist revolutionary.
- No, no. - It's apples and oranges.
Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.