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I'm a Christian, and that devil magic stuff offends me!
Maybe. That's what my therapist says.
# My umbrella ##
He never listens to what I have to say.
- Okay, I'm just gonna go home, I think. - No.
- # My umbrella # - # Eh-eh, eh-eh-eh #
And you can charm the critics and have nothing to eat
You heard me right.
I am declaring a war on junk food.
where it had been festering in a small clutch of loud, bisexual primates...
You are substituting food for love, Mercedes.
- This is not up for discussion, fellas.
like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
Take Glee Club. I mean, you have all these great ideas.
# You can't see shiny cars #
I don't know. My Google search was a little-
No, no. I-
But baby knows that the only way that we can get an accurate reading-
# Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya #
What happened?
Now, when I'm sick, there is only one thing that makes me feel better.
trying to get everything so right, hanging on so tight.
It's all gonna be about focus and hard work for the next couple of days.
Look at this crap. Foam fish sticks?
I stopped after "M" and "N."
I got punched in the face. Anyway-
I knew it was only a matter of time...
- Yeah! - Snap.
Really?
Singin'in the Rain. We were together 16 years.
Question for you!
You scared me so much there.
I wanted to do this in person.
Spalding High School, 10 years ago.
from parents thrilled with my tough stance on healthy teen lunches.
And I don't even have a nice car.
I gotta keep it mellow and fun.
You have to get well, Mr. Schuester.
I'm really out of control right now.
And more importantly, you're substituting me for a boyfriend.
I'm the teacher. It's my job to know more than they do.
But-But it's really timeless.
Nutrition is abysmal at this school.
And that is how you steam scallops.
- What do you say we have class outside today? - It's raining outside.
Maybe we have a shot.
# But give it plenty of hoke #
This is your last chance, Will.
I never sign more than a month-to-month lease.
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
Jackee, I am like my idol, Richard Milhous Nixon-
is making you feel left out, jealous.
Hey, we just hang out. Nothing about Glee Club even ever comes up.
Good. You keep it that way.
# That #