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You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace
They'll be standing in lines
She, like, suspended her or whatever.
In fact, right now, I'm tempted to sell your scalp on the black market...
- What did Sue do to her? - Whatever. I don't know.
- Praise them. - I tweet them about it right there and then.
Now we gotta get cracking though. We lost a few days there.
I get it. My new budding friendship with Blaine...
'Cause this is embarrassing in front of your new girlfriend?
It's not easy being a substitute teacher.
Gin and juice.
Make them laugh, ha-ha!
Not only that, they're entitled for the world to care about them.
How about you?
- Hit it!
If I'm gonna be honest, no.
You subbed for my English class last week, and you were extraordinary.
I'm Mike Chang.
# Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
Her name was Cameo.
But she and I both agreed that this is what was best.
Right. But you don't know more about what they care about the most- themselves.
# Make 'em laugh #
Are you happy?
- - Listen to what they have to say, make it fun for them.
Though the world is full of a number of things.
And there he was.
- # Huh, now ain't that some sh-# - # Ain't that some sh-#
Wait. Where do you think you're going with those?
# I see you drive around town with the guy I love #
- These guns are fully loaded.
My dad said, "Be an actor, my son"
But sectionals is, like, two weeks from now.
# So dark up above #
Don't get us wrong, Mr. Schue. We always want you as our teacher.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Definitely, no. Positively, no!
# Eh, eh, eh #
# But nothing stays #
- Um- - What? I'm not gonna kill you.
English - US - SDH
And I just was totally lost.
And this is my choir room.
I know you guys liked her, and she was a lot of fun.
I really appreciate your concern, but-
I'm banning potater tots.
Short people have long faces...
Now get out of here.
You should be home in bed. There's no reason for you to be here.
And for those 30 seconds, I know that that kid has a connection with me.
I'm sure we should all be as happy as.
Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.
Mr. Schue's the only teacher at this school who asks you how you're doing...
thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of Gummi Bears lived.
that he's one of the five black guys at this school.
# Singin' in the rain #
# Hey #
And I'm here to inform you that, effective 4:00 p.m. Today...
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!