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who walked out on me and my evil twin half-siblings.
In the petite department.
♪ they may have gonorrhea ♪
And sand storm. (Chuckles)
The grieving is great.
Hey, mom. How about I get you another drink?
I don't know.
And yes, those are Christmas decorations.
♪ she does henna tattoos ♪
Where is he?
Just stop badgering me and pestering me.
or cute like a man who's handsome and not cute?
_
blow in here with a bunch of criticisms.
♪ do you ever get a maid here? ♪
Look, this is important.
Lovely.
Man, the holidays blow when you're old.
♪ ♪
He owns texting.
(Echoing): loser... loser... loser...
Our people are not about happy.
but I passed out at Bloomingdale's.
("Deck the halls" playing)
Oh, it-it's bad.
I want you to survive.
Please?
♪ Are you sure that you're not gay? ♪
He's absolutely coming on to you.
'cause it's a bit too on the nose for me,
_
Dude, you totally killed it out there!
During the holidays?
I told you, I got an offer that I...
Anyways, I know it's early,
(Exhales)
Why are you even telling me this?
♪ or any decorative soaps ♪
Thanks, Greg.
I don't understand why you moved here.
Also, again, I'm not trying to please her. Or anyone.
I really think we've turned a corner
Uh, hold on. Hold on.
I love you too much.
I am your mother.
You owe me a coke.
through the consequences of her decisions.
(Paula and Naomi laugh)
If I ever have a kid, I will only care if they're happy.
♪ There were no bowls of rocks ♪
What's the meat sitch? Turkey, ham,
- Oh, yes. - I...
♪ Okay, fine, I need the walk ♪
(Chuckling)
- Underprivileged lawyers? - Underpr...
If they can find their parking receipts.
I had the best time.
♪ this is our Christmas and we love it ♪
your senior year. Maybe you could come a little early
Thank you. I just want to say that I believe in you,
♪ And what would Christmas be ♪
- California? - Oh, California.
Wait. You think this is where I actually work?
Good news. I settled the big parking lot case.
I sent him away.
(Chuckles) I-I have work that day.
Uh, and she grew up...
- (Doorbell rings, knocking) - (Sighs)
Principal Kessler's married.
Come on.
I mean, that's work. That's important.
Okay, let's go.
Unlike some people's boobs.
Does this present say, "our mom sucks,
Where's the menorah? There's no menorah.
Just had my mom call, say I had the flu.
They Take Returns, Just Exchanges
All the plaintiffs are getting four dollars.
You are a horny, unemployed divorcee
I don't care about the stupid Garfinkel ring anymore.
Let's go back to that ring.