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(Sighs heavily)
That's not what I meant.
♪ You haven't told me where your bathroom is ♪
I mean, I feel like some people would say... family?
during the holidays. Work has me
♪ Carol's 50, but no judgment ♪
(Sighs)
It's the one day of the year
that Josh Chan lives here.
♪ Well, you can take your snow and shove it ♪
♪ ♪
I'll finally have a witness to the insanity.
You do?
♪ have a bath mat? If you need a bath mat, I can... oh ♪
You're right.
It's not Miguel?
Hanukah.
I love you.
um, I don't want to bother you,
- Mm-hmm. - And they said, since there are no indigenous wildlife
You know, mom, it's not very nice to, like,
♪ it would explain this vase vendetta ♪
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♪ ♪ (Horns honking)
and that's a deal breaker for me.
The cozying up to my family and Shauna.
The mall's about to close.
Greg, my boobs are real.
(Humming)
Uh, hello.
♪ God, I give you everything ♪
we must do tea, even if it's iced.
♪ You shake it, shake, shake it for me. ♪
(Laughs): Oh, my God.
♪ and to that I just say, "please" ♪
What?
I moved here because...
I know I'm not
So, your fake tree looks so real.
No. It says you're old and still think kids play outside.
and, uh, I'm going to, uh,
Well?
It's never too late, bro.
Maybe later.
But screw pigeons... You're free to build.
Come on.
Ready?
and sacrificed my dreams
♪ he's also an unemployed stunt man ♪
That's the real Christmas.
My presence at her overly lavish Christmas Eve Eve dinner.
she just bought a country house upstate.
I offered, but she said I drive
Have a wonderful holiday,
We're actually getting along.
California is vulgar.
♪ making dough but it made me blue ♪
Why was a prince in West Covina?
Yeah, why are you going to sleep right now?
We all love you.
Again, it's upstairs!
I'm sorry, mom.
(Laughing)
Hey.
♪ Where's the bathroom? I need to use the bathroom ♪
He's killed people with his thighs.
and live your dreams. happy holidays.
He was so upset when I told him.
♪ and we do Christmas right ♪