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- Maniacs? - Yeah.
- I don't know that movie. - Yeah, it's your favorite scene.
# A kiss is not a contract #
Yeah, well, they're blank though.
I don’t know the movie
- Pardon? - I got a shitload of hot pants.
You're attracted to bastards.
You love the talking stove.
Really? Hmm.
# Foo fa fa #
You talk to anyone who's looking for hot pants, send them my way.
Women don't objectify men in that way, Bret.
# You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice #
Good good. Ah. Yeah.
# Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band #
I suppose he didn't have to say that.
Yeah yeah, that's... that's good.
Yeah, you don't want to, I don't want to.
Thought it was gonna be that one.
but a little slower than I would have liked.
How many have you sold?
# I'm only one man #
Everything would just be perfect.
- What? - About you not liking croissants?
What was all that about just then?
What?
# Pamplemousse #
- Yeah, but I have that thing... - Yeah, we're staying out.
but I did the business underneath an overpass,
Felicia, you'll get a cab, right?
I don't know, I was asleep.
Yeah probably
You could email him.
Mmm.
- # O˘ est la piscine? # - # Pardon-moi? #
Well, if it makes you feel better,
Hmm.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna say we're busy.
Come on, Bret, you're moping.
- No, it's not way. - Might be one of the reasons.
- Did you hear the message? - I'm not going out tonight.
Hey, Dave, can I ask you a question about women's sexuality?
Well, I'll sleep on the couch, and you can sleep on my bed.
DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE CONVERSATIONS?
It's like I said when you were with Coco:
- Look. - That's why you don't want to.
but then you've got to go home.
Where's your girlfriends?
and... you know.
Oh, you're serious.