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I just say that because you're my little buddy.
Oh, I know just the song for you.
But I hate the eye doctor! He always makes fun of me for being fat.
Son of a bitch!
"Can I have this, Dad? I need to write Tap Girl's order down." "So, Yarn Memes Lady, what would you like?" I'm just gonna check on the Yarn Memes spring rolls.
He said, "My imaginary friend, Goo-Goo the Dinosaur, wants it."
No way, dude!
this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era comes out of the water.
And I yelled... I said, "What do you want from us, monster?"
- What? - Chef is gone,
I said, "Chef, why do you need $3.50?"
Oh, no!
"What? Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?"
Yeah. Oh, here he comes.
but the only eye doctor in South Park is really, really mean.
About that time I got suspicious
Shut up, Cartman!
- So what does that mean? - It means, piggy, that your eyesight
That's what I told him, but he doesn't listen to reason!
I say, "Get out of my bedroom poontang, before you suck my life dry."
I'll take care of them!
I don't think that's possible, piggy. Not with your eyes.
I know Chef is your friend, but Chef is a grown man.
Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see,
Say, you don't have $3.50 on you, do you?
Sorry, boys, looks like I'm stealing Chef away from you.
This is totally what's happening!
Here! Here! Look at this. It says,
You damn monster! Get away from my baby!
Okay, one or two. One or two.
What happened? Is Willie okay?
There she is.
But, Mom, I have to tell Chef that he's marrying a succubus.
Dude, Chef's wedding is in three hours.
Chef, this place isn't you!
All right, Kyle and I are gonna take our positions up front.