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He clowned up my... I'll get that son of a bitch.
- I'll cut your guts out! - Dad, no.
Welcome to Burton's. The hostess will seat you.
- not to old men hacking up phlegm. - All right.
I've got that share of US Steel you bought me when I was born.
Now, listen, if there's ever anything I can do for you, just give me a holler.
I supervised the installation of asbestos...
There's nobody left.
for helping me chop him up.
- Which war? - Gulf War.
New Walmart Greeter
Gots too much responsibility.
Told you it was a rug.
or five ounces of chicken and one starch.
Dad, you're the greatest war hero Arlen's ever seen.
And I still ain't done nothing to help my family.
Well, think about it.