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I bit a Nazi's windpipe in half!
The Colonel asked me for some ammunition...
- Not now, woman. - Yes, now.
Would you believe this isn't the first time that's happened to me?
You're such a nag.
I love a parade.
I ain't gonna be here tomorrow. I'm marching in the Veterans Parade...
It's just like a second honeymoon. Only, it's not El Paso.
Rob Rainer says that the first year of life...
I'm on my break from my greeter's job. What do you want? I'm busy.
We could cash that in.
- that we can work out here. - It's too late for that, Hank.
your marching shoes.
I'll show you what a 75-year-old shinless man can remove.
Like last year's school float.
Hey, you know who might have some of those?
You wrote on your application that you're 38 years old?
I'm your daddy.
I didn't plan on busting through my wienie shield...
Didi, you're a certified optometrical assistant.
Cost you $200 a day. There's only one way you can make that.
Now, I'd say it's a second-place float right now.
I have been calling you. How long have you been in town?
You've been promoted to Men's Room Attendant.
The school picked my float design for the Veterans Day parade.
Cotton Hill, when presented with the same situation.
The way you talk to me...