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Her mother won't let me see her.
Like james earl jones playing darth vader.
Yeah, I go to places you couldn't get back from.
Like a button and put a band-aid over it.
That's not true, you take that back!
She ain't what she used to be, all right?
In light of the circumstances. What circumstances?
Bet I'll beat you to the barn!
I'll keep him company till you get back.
Maybe I like having sex with fat guys.
Well, here are a few women who might beat you to the barn:
(gasps)
The point is, it's healthy to explore your sexuality.
(clicks empty)
And I'm grouchy, so get out of my way!
Well, it was very nice meeting you, anthony.
She's absolutely beautiful.
Why do you care?
Convenience. Yeah, but why'd they...
"that's it, I can't take this anymore,"
I am not little mary sunflower,
I'm so glad you came over.
Get out!
Yeah! Hey, mary,
He ain't got no legs
Ooh, ooh, this next one's my favorite.
It just feels like I'm lying to peter...
Okay, now me.
We're gonna be doing the show live today.
Absolutely! You're hired!
Let me ask you this:
I mean, because I'm a woman, you think you'll beat me?
Is he playing a dick?
(normal voice): Oh, hello, I'm stew...
Oh, my goodness. Well, I don't know about that.
Because... I think I'm in love with her.
Which begins with the letter "t."
But I don't mind if you don't.
Ugh, then why do I feel like 40 months?
Mom, dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend
That just because we're on a farm,