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Oh, don't look at me,
You know the type.
"Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life.
so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
But that doesn't matter.
- and then, this happens. - Oh, boy, um--
I've just waited for this moment my entire life.
I-I'm sorry, I gotta--
Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman.
Come on.
[Groans]
Oh, God.
[Sighs]
- Okay. - And you get the hell out of that place.
Hyah!
I wanted to offer you a new position.
♪ when things got bad ♪
Ho! Ha!
Are you allowed to have pets?
So the reason I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.
Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.
but it's a sad day when anybody is fired.
take a step back.
manager!
Nice!
Animal Control should've taken you away.
Thanks, Angela. You too.
But I finally realized that
He-- oh.
No, you are!
And I thought you wanted that job.
When we were dating,
Congratulations, buddy.
I just think you're going into this a little fast.
is assistant to the regional manager.
- I can't. - All right, fine.
And I'll never be able to forgive myself
I know.
and, honestly, I think about it a lot too...
It's out of my reach now.
Oh, I doubt you'll make it.
Just do it.
Really?
Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man.
- What kind of offer? - A buyout.
Yes.
Andy,
[Scoffs]
[Hangs up phone]
♪
Just slip it off my-- slip it off my hips.
[Whispering] Wait a minute, Angela.
- I mean, you know? - You totally have. You have earned it.