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"I wonder whatever happened to Fairuza Balk"?
(retches)
I'm going to constantly complain about my fibromyalgia.
Did someone die? Do I get to go home early?
(grunting)
-Oh, you're bad. -I know.
But I'm not choosing to do it myself.
She did a walk for people with AIDS.
Okay, this is hilarious.
Thank you, Brian. That was the last Munich gunman.
Can you believe he threw us out? That's discrimination.
(gasps) Can you give me a moment?
but you didn't even read them.
My whole life is a stunt.
"than the destruction of an enemy,
(laughing loudly)
Just jeans. You like it?
A hero?
Yes, but how much do you really know about him?
is by the cashier.
You wouldn't dare.
Save me, Sensei Dan!
You're angling your phone so I can't see it.
That's the one thing men are allowed to control about women.
What? No!
(over P.A.): Yes, I need a price check on extra-small condoms.
and now I realize it was two things.
Oh, Stewie, you're gonna make me spit out my saltwater taffy.
The Holy Bri-ble.
Day one, August 26, clean slate.
We do, and I can bring Planters peanuts
I will.
So, what does it feel like to be a hero?
-See? -Bye!
Oh.
I worked my ass off.
Seven Spiritual Laws of Success.