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So good to see you.
ewww cant on foenem grave I'm finna crash out on a ho named peter griffin
You promised we'd be there for each other forever.
Hey, you want to take a personality test?
-Ever! -You're right, you're right.
Good for they.
"Dwayne Johnson."
by the CVS across the street.
I've wanted to cut your balls off for years,
I just want Skylar back!
Why are you doing this?
we assault the nation with Chicago-themed programming.
I haven't been totally honest with you.
I read his book.
Hard to be friends with someone like that.
no one ever looks at him the same.
You want a war, Peter? Let's go to war.
I call it "The Stewie Decimal System."
Stewie. Y-You saved me.
and if you can't support me,
You abandoned me.
With my boobs and your hair,
For everything you have.
that hold you back.
The world's crazy.
So, uh, uh, call me back.
JOE (outside): Congratulations on Bowdoin, Meg!
The punch line is it was 9/11.
¶ ¶
Tom Cruise under your helicopter.
Or I'll do the clichéd pharmacy price check jokes.
Tallahassee Family Court calls Peter Griffin.
I'm a bad friend, I admit it.
So I'm sitting in my office at work
Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.
Yes, it is.
(gasps) No way!
-Peter, you can't... -Establishing shot!
But how did we get there?
Oh, my God, they got one!
Nothing.
(inhales sharply through teeth)
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus
(gavel bangs)
It's just like what happened to those blacks at that Starbucks.