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Those fucking kids robbed me!
Not my fucking problem.
All right, well, jack me off then.
I'm in pain.
No.
And a crystal is a solid
Who stole it like which one of you fuckers stole my money?
- Come here, bud. - Where you going?
Who you gonna kill?
Nope. Told me where you kept the spare key.
- Like, while you're in class. - Ah, no. That's okay.
Yeah? Well, then prove it.
I could buy a few groceries.
Now listen, everybody, remember
- Are we understood? - Yeah.
Then the cops came.
I'm putting a force field around us now.
♪ well, get down, you gotta try ♪
to get my assignment in tonight.
Well, obviously, you're not washing your pubes.
We gotta get you out of here.
before her little critter slipped out too early.
♪ into the darkness ♪
What happened?
Okay.
Sent me a six-month 'script. Never knew it wasn't for me.
I'll get it ready, okay?
If one's not strong enough,
Hang out, like friends do.
Your retarded brother has friends?
Oh, my God.
and child endangerment?
You shall not engage with any persons involved
Hey, buddy.
Oh, come on.
I'm gonna protect my twins in the real world.
They're poisoning you.
They treat you like cattle.
We're just looking for our brother,
Not everyone's a thug.
Oh, you're Matt? The Matt?
who comes and goes in this place, all right?
Some army MPs came by looking for you.
- Oh, God! - Okay.
Why wouldn't I do that?
Yes, Your Honor.
And how have you been feeling lately?
They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Curtis?
but I gotta work tonight.
Look, you don't want to hang out with me,
first offense, and she already has time served,
No, thanks. Come on.
Well, I have the two.
I'll send you a text picture every 30 minutes.
Excuse me!
You're not retarded.
I love watching those dudes grow,
You just-- you gotta date guys your own age.
You're lucky we don't bounce you to the curb.
You think you're the first one to come in here
No! I need a nap.
It was an accident.
And we're gonna get out of here.
No, unfortunately not.
I'm battening down the hatches.
Hi, peanut.
I could lose 30 pounds if you wanted.
Fiona used to let us do that when she's working late.
They stole the keg that I keep the money in.
Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher,
Ow! Fuck! Ow!
If it does, can you please shoot them
Just want us to get closer
♪ don't break through ♪
- I-- - Jesus!
I spent the whole day
So go find him.
Mr. Jeffreys, I will be reducing
- I'm on it. - Thank you.
What's chicken cordon bleu?
You took the bullets out, right?
Even now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing?
TALK TO THE SQUIRREL!!
You know that, right?
How'd you get in?
Please, I-I-I take it back.
This is what you're doing?
Where's the keg?