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Sorry, girl.
Oh, murphy bed.
And I intend to use it as a down payment on a mortgage.
Jake, the co-op board meeting was an hour ago.
Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Which I will never throw my mail into again.
Well, it's possible I missed a letter,
Excuse me, captain.
You love that apartment, and you said so yourself.
I'm psyched to be hanging like this, old-school stylez.
I'm gonna be homeless.
Well, no one asked you.
'cause it's so cheap.
And I'm glad that I still own this place
I'm tom selleck. Park my chopper on the beach.
Ugh!
When did everyone decide to become an adult?
See ya.
For screwing this whole thing up.
[imitating gina] "grow up, jake."
It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
How would you even get a bed in here?
Boyle, call an ambulance.
Jake, I cannot believe
Yes, sir.
Because our moms both worked, and...
[sighs shakily] um...
You wanted to see me, sirs?
Your massage chair is on.
"Gina just offered to buy nana's apartment"
[laughs]
[shady music]
And I am so sure of that,
I only said "kiddo" to soften the blow, kiddo.
Yep.
Did you get my report on the finley murder?
When he goes to the gym,
Since she passed away 'cause it's rent-controlled,
All I have are my grandma's old klezmer records,
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