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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils.
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
What are you trying to say to me?
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
(WOMEN CHEERING)
What do you mean?
But there is one place we forgot to look.
That's not the reason, jerk-off.
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines.
I am the eagle.
for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
-Keep that going. -What about this?
My wife was like all women, strange and evil
See this pocket? That's for your library cards.
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Monkey?
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
Just passing through. Sparkling water please.