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Taguchi: Should I get a beret?
Yeah, he's disgusting.
So you think she liked me?
I should go talk to her.
- She's Jerry's girlfriend. - George, instead of talking about this...
...all the way down to the cab!
... and after every sip he would go, ahhhh.
Ask Newman.
So, what did she say?
I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.
- ... I was wondering if he was normal. - No, Elaine, he's normal.
- Oh, please. - And then the game-winning field goal...
Jerry, she rubs with love.
- I was personable, don't you think? - You were extremely personable.
- Say hello to your sister. - You've never met.
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart
- Jodi's nice. - She's very nice.
Now, you, however, you, I like.
...trying to clear the air.
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!
Like having chocolate rubbed over your face.
All right.
Taguchi: House of Ass torture?
- Who's this? - That's my mother.
...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.
She's only upset when she finds out...
How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.
- I'll go. - Okay.
The whole city is talking about this monster, Joel Rifkin.
It's only courteous to try and like each other.
Creamed Corn