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Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.
Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.
Boy, you don't gain a pound.
I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me.
-I didn't think it'd burn so fast. -It's the paper.
...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter.
Here's a brainless scene.
-So? -And I tutor part-time.
Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
You may not remember me. I mooned for rebuttal.
Couldn’t we just use rouge for this? Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.
Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you...
-We've an opening on the debate team. -Arguing?
Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.
Lost a few. There's plenty more where that came from.
Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!
Just ask Coach Flanagan. And ask Mr. Seckofsky and Barney Gumble!
I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!
I'll take that as a compliment. Will you go out with me? Say oui.
Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl!
I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care.