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Wait, hold on a second. You guys aren't even actually
Oh, sorry. No, I was just referring to the desk chair as
very simple. Seven years ago, I walked into a
- Oh. Oh. - We're doing a thing together,
Yeah, look upon him. Yeah, he doesn't speak any
We think it's a sinkhole! It's awesome!
shit. Why are you here?
- I'm unretiring. - Wh-What?!
And it worked, too. It was a good plan.
- you're telling me what's up. - Okay, okay, fine.
Oh, shit. Oh, Charlie.
It was like a will that we drew up to help us determine who
and I could bilk him out of a shitload of money under the
Hey, what do you say, Doc? So, what is the verdict?
- Is Frank Charlie's dad or not? - I don't know.
Look how beautiful he is. Oh!
- You just need a couple drops. - Right, yeah.
I hereby officially retire from Paddy's Pub
- Yeah. - Well, it turns out Frank had
got this plastic bag, 'cause my blood bucket was inconclusive.
- Yeah? - I can choke a man out in four
Wait a second. Most of this came from one man?
Wait a second, no. But Frank is a Reynolds and we
fair. Help me out, here, Charlie.
Damn it! Come on. I just cleaned that.
- What do you mean? - Because Franquito's not your
Hey! Dennis! Dennis, I did your bidding.
That's probably one of Frank's weird shell corporations.
out on top. So, with this information, I'm
Charlie, let's go, bud, get... All right, dude, I'm gonna carry
Oh, brother, looks as though you've underest...
Okay, let's just get... Wait, oh, shit, this is leaking.
Yeah, I guess we could try that, or, uh...
- No, I'm good. - What are... W-What's
everybody's gonna pick up on it. And that defeats the purpose.