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You know, I came down here not even thinking I had a shot.
Much of our naval fleet has been destroyed,
And if you do it, we'll really get behind this show.
Dad, if you want to fire her, you go ahead and fire her.
Our palms are slippery and sweaty
- What the hell? - Who are you?
So, yeah, who gives a damn?
You're 1602 years Old? Uh, nope, sir
Isn't that in January?
No. There must be something wrong with you.
- You know you love it. - I just have one small change.
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Next day at work, Limbaugh finds a Detroit Tigers ball cap up in there.
- Really? - Yeah.
tossed casually on the floor?
It's making our hands sweaty and slippery.
God damn it!
- I don't understand! - Lois, I'll be honest.
Handiquacks
Hey, Mom, you should try out. I mean, you majored in journalism,
I'm Lois Griffin for Fox News.
I give you hi-def television!
All right, names, names, names. Come on now.
Well, until I got that itch in my crotch.
Ooh! Can I have the box?
'cause they always act like him.
All right, here we go. '"Handiquacks, episode one, scene one. "
I have to sit through the Ice-Capades again.
She gets along with everybody.
God, I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.
That's a beautiful shade of lipstick. I bet you enjoy
Hey, are you coming out tonight?
You're having a good time, enjoying our tale, think you know what's coming.