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What was that all about?
Well, Arnie, look, I'll go down and talk to this adoption guy...
Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage.
(Raises hand)
It offends me as a graphic designer
And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride.
- Oh, come on. - Bye.
I mean, he barely even knew me. Where did he get off-?
Told you we should've gotten here early.
He's moving to Seattle. He wanted to say goodbye.
Why are you so concerned about this?
...and I stopped by a large department store.
Well, they gave birth to me and yada, yada.
I've taken it out.
A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub.
You know, I just told them what kind people you are...
No, no. You think I'm falling for that?
Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?
Well, our adoption application was denied.
...what they may have said to the adoption agent.
darren michaels shane dawson and isiah bruen we salute you! hear! hear!
You Kevin keitz’d over the best part
- ...you'd be there for me. - What's wrong?
She had the shrimp, I had the steak
Hi
I have a suspicion...
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
Cause they’re both from Castle Rock
...I never heard from him again.
Oh, yeah, and vice versa.
...when I got out of the shower, I was dripping-
Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?
What are you doing here with Beth?
Oh, small world.
Tell me about the free facial.
- Just don't screw it up this time! -
I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist.
I was just getting out of the shower and yada, yada, yada-
Just don't screw it up this time!
He met with Elaine, and I asked him what happened.
What was it? "No, I said, 'Hand me the buoys. " '
Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie...
So little people can have "non-little-people" children?
How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?
- Just get going. Get out of here. - All right.
Yeah, Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.
Did you hear the one about the Duke and Raquel Welch and the lifeboat?