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Or what was her first pet's name?
Phil, our children are downstairs right now, and they're probably traumatized.
- Jackson did it. - He grabbed Lily's strawberry juice and started drinking it.
- It's not a problem. We'll watch the kids. Oh, yes.
I guess it's better than having parents who fight all the time... maybe.
Oh, gross. Gross. You are ruining sex for me.
Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning.
She won't come out of her room.
Oh, Phil.
Yeah. How long does sex take?
Turns out one of the mothers at Lily's preschool is none other than Amelia herself.
It's not coming out! It's not coming out!
It's hard for me to look at Dad afterwards.
Are you insane?
Secondly, this isn't as traumatic as you think.
They dropped a tray of dishes and they ran out of here like they were on fire.
I just realized we haven't even gotten to the worst part of it yet.
the last thing you wanna do after fighting traffic...
- You were excellent. - You were pretty good.
- Single mom, hectic work schedule... - Now, what do you do, Amelia?
Because she drive me crazy when she's in charge of these things.
You know, you used to go bananas when the Japanese guy flipped a shrimp onto your plate.
They didn't even talk about it. They just let it hang there.
- They can take us at 5:15. - What are we, 80?
You know what? Stay right there.
- You could have made sure that I was okay. - Wanna talk about it?