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Have you ever driven an Abrams M1A2 tank?
Dang it, fella, I'm proud of you.
[Bill sobbing]
Yeah? How's your team doing, Bill?
Better luck next time.
on the torso, foster the growth of insulating body hair...
aid hair like Roger Daltrey,
[helicopter whirring]
[police siren wailing]
Exterminator.
They'd be at a marked disadvantage, I tell you what.
[stammering] Yeah. But all those years they told me...
You made it out in time.
Not so fast, Boomhauer.
You talking about standing in the alley, man, that old cooler ain't cold, man.
Now, as you will see from this incontrovertible evidence...
Kiss my ass.
Studies show that your average sandbox is only 30%% sand.
Give your chart to the nurse on the way out.
sliced bananas and gummy bears.
Oh, God! It's the cops dirtbag.
Sergeant, then Private, Bill Dauterive was given large doses...
Let's go! Run for the woods!
What about the fresh-baked cookies?
Bill, you spent 20 years on this base. How do we get off this dang target range?
You just seem a little out of uniform.
Is this what my tax dollars are going for? To put hair on Bill's back?
[weeping]