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[sighs]
[moaning]
I'm proud of me, too.
Dale, you're the moron.
Okay, Sergeant Dauterive, it's carpal tunnel syndrome.
Half an ounce. Not even close.
They're just hidden inside the government's bloated, lazy body.
Yes! It's all coming together, Hank.
Well, I'll be damned if I'm gonna let the Army...
You're a very important cog in the military machine.
-I'm there! -...make-your-own sundaes?
It's kind of like our team bus.
The cup. Of course, the cup.
I got the head spins.
I am a sergeant in the United States Army...
Did they take your clothes?
What?
Care to guess the weight of your sundae? Get it right, it's free.
Oh.
[exhales] They won't do that.
That hurt.
That weighs exactly 8.3 ounces.
[whines]
Damn it, Dale. I told you. You just hit a curb.
Hold it, boys! Hold--
I heard what you guys said, though.
Now, as you will see from this incontrovertible evidence...
Don't worry. My years of military training will take over.
Cookies.
It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Studies show that your average sandbox is only 30% sand.