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They also hate trying on jeans,
puts mouths on butts.
You went behind my back and lied to my front?
I guess I wanted to hold on to my freedom.
Yeah, I'm crying on the inside right now.
(LILLIAN) Hey, Titus!
(GASPS)
Please.
It's called therapy-tainment, girl.
Here, let me guess.
(WITH JAMAICAN ACCENT) I'm the top nurse, and I never seen ya before in my life!
First off, you need to put on a tie.
through countless serial sexual partners?
is the hilarious Louie Anderson, and that woman deserved it.
This is dumb, Titus.
(BLOWS) Grab it.
that magazine covers tell us ties should look like.
at the grand opening of a new ribbon store.
I wish I had a dad like you, Titus.
Come here.
but it doesn't have to shape our futures.
wherever they come from,
I don't want to be on TV.
And that's not all I know.
So I guess next, I'll be talking to a picture of broccoli.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
(DAVE) On today's show, a Mole Woman wedding.
If you're dead,
And also, yeah.
♪ I am a soda inventor ♪
No, this is you letting another man manipulate you.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
I like Cyndee.
Mr. Doctor, we have been standing here for an hour.
the store microwave is for breakfast sandwiches only.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SIGHS) Why did you never have children?
But I was stupid to think
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
and there's nothing I can do.
That's, uh...
and it's just one of the many ways they were real smart about stuff.
(SNIFFLES) He changes lives, Kimstagram.
I think he's talking to you.