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Yeah, love life.
is feeling a little bit insecure.
but you have to be tough.
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which, uh, replaces our last educational fad-- mindfulness.
They're saying he's the next KoalaFeed.
(phone dings and buzzes)
Marge, you saved my butt.
I'm like the child you'll never have.
Love life. Why not?
Preferred shares.
and little sandwiches cut into football shapes?
we're going to have to watch every penny.
If only someone could have warned me
What? When I say it, it's funny.
Please don't release me into the world.
Did you just talk to me?
The prediction came true.
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That simple phrase has ruined so many lives.
Our app works.
yes bergumptionryl thompgumptionforrestgumptionmpson? what do you want? i want to reqak the rentesodogumptionettes in bungumptionury.
How much is that in dollars?
$bye #people #cucumbers #disc tray
What if Conrad is somehow sentient?
Yeah, yeah, well, Moe's Tavern is about hating life,
(stomach gurgling)
I'm self-conscious.
GUESS THE EPISODE
yes beryl gomtation? what do you want? i want buthered flinksterettes.
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just buther it it makes it better if she's off her track with those wourmpcirclets! just don't take notice of her mind off sporesoprotecks!
for achievement in disruption.
Conrad, can you get us out of here?
I just got an email from Andy.
(phone dings)
He did talk.
He hacked into the power plant mainframe
Say, I could use your advice.
(gasps) Ooh, caption idea, caption idea.
[Stomach rumbles]
Uh... Uh... - Uh...
Please don't ignore me like I was just some update from Adobe.
yes beryl braxy? what do you want? i want to whipper your dripper.
(humming)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SHOUTS)
you posted on Facelook.
Shut up!
[both screaming]
You don't?! No.
Empty.
of your online posts before you hit send,