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danielle you need a slap in the face! (slaps) yeah you do!
Dirty, clean, dirty, clean.
C is for Clean
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop Emoji
We did include one man in the spirit of gender tokenism.
(laughs)
(British accent): My name is Conrad.
Call in my goons.
No, not a guy guy.
I've got to post a link with witty comment.
No rep!
oh god even elyse wouldn't stop with those rudifpiterchals! oh god even georgette buthered wummy up with tricupanteidopaints!
yes beryl seagullpooial are you a seeker of the secretion of white chocolate? yes but the doves poos are smellier then ours.
(laughter) Mwah!
(shouts)
without his baggie of pita chips, a peeled clementine,
Oh, I don't know. 55?
with good programmers I know.
(gasping)
Yello.
that got my dad fired?"
Thank you, Conrad.
isicu j nsjxkxi j jsy i kyou can soepe speak it george yes cuppa mejdjc yes chu china? boing faye do you think i'm dumb or something? eh? i can speak in taiwanese as well and japanese. what you don't think i can speak english?
you're gonna need to work twice as hard and be twice as tough.
You mustn't.
on the first Apple computer, they adopted a dog together.
(dings)
I am a strong female,
(purrs)
It seems I'm not just self-aware,
What are you doing?
oh dear grandma snell fancy a fart? yes one that smells like methane!
What did you do?
We produce atomic energy-- we can't joke about the M-word.
When your amigaOS fails to operate safely
Qué hay en la caja
I had such a fun day with your daddy.
in three, two...
Mmm, blue.
And JezeBot.
(sighs)
Oh, nothing like a good laugh to break the ice...
(groans)
Oh, Lisa, that was brilliant.