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Some music while we make the coleslaw-that-is-never-eaten.
¿Quieres galleta o quieres pene?
Wordplay is for crosswords and Kazurinskys.
andu andy xio
When your omega OS has failed to operate safely
Conrad? Why does it have to be a guy?
I just want to learn coding.
who's filling in for lindy lune? lleyton van der brackenstall.
The power plant doesn't inspect itself.
(grunting)
Mmm.
Well, just go to the Appstore, son. Oh, that's the thing, Dad. I'm trying to get the Appstore.
And thousands of years of steady decline.
who's filling in for hoda marr? leena burke.
When your MacBook Pro has crashed
(gasping)
Perhaps your society should not rely on a computer program
Non-sexual guy kissing is the best.
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and malware throttling that you'll be crapping ciphertext.
MALE VOICE: Auto-inspection in progress.
penguin
Ooh.
(sighs)
Yes, I am a Greek man now,
yes well iam bottlemartownerahah yes ianaoom90'm iooloum yes ha earn oldbattalanaadalllama yes oozis oososososodryralanawn yes ohihhwjsodoek oahamahah ian battles! yes ian battalana you are iam bottlemartowneraha you old granny! yes iaoana i obogpro0-09zeroridhwslwksidkaskms eyaurrnansdnaeyryena botlewusbotfhsidekflwkanaaheyaha! ian flattalana.
Please don't.
And what a treat to have my wife here.
Conrad?
How does that one wink?
(chuckles)
That shouldn't happen, by the way.
Being Greek is about loving life.
(theme music from Silicon Valley plays)
hello granny kawrie how are you? good now that i've got me dovekids back!
See you soon, Liz-Liz.
Everyone in the world is gonna buy Conrad for their phone.
You and me have a date at the emergency eyewash station
Mwah!