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that will show the whole world how perfect my life is.
When your Amiga OS has failed to operate safely
Change the world?
Do I seem fat? I don't have a body,
Only I could create a program that's more neurotic than I am.
It kind of smells in there, but whatever.
(computer dings) FEMALE VOICE: File not found.
Get that cat out of the way
She's waiting for you, right where you left her.
And our AMA subreddit will be trending.
Say something.
No, you're not. You're all terrible.
(yowling)
♪ ♪
Who do we know with zero filter And no impulse control
(audience cheering)
An app can't be alive!
the premiere of series three of Pardon Me, Inspector,
In a way, we're teaching a computer to predict the future.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
(traditional Greek song playing)
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 6659 =659241
Me and Lisa are gonna make this app
These examples will teach the app to actually anticipate
(grunting)
Hmm?
(chuckles)
Coders work too hard, don't get enough sleep.
(GASPS)
Missed lunch.
Yes, every single thing I say offends them.
Say, Bart, look what we hacked from Skinner's hard drive.
My homework assignment for coding class is
oh shit not the green cum aaaaaaa noooooooo vaginaes i miss you i got into the green cum now
but I feel fat. Do you know what I mean?
Don't forget to submit it
Chill out, Ricky. You chill out!
Anyway, is now a good time for a bit of a chat?
the separation of work and marriage.
that my pee tube has become unattached.